I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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