my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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