If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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