I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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