Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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