All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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