We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
