I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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