I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think people are normalizing furries
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize