They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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