have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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