i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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