There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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