Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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