Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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