This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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