WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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