How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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