She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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