Plan B is the new Plan A
just come out here and I will go home with you...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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