i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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