i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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