Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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