he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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