I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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