what if I'm pregnant?
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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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