To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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