Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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