We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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