I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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