it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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