please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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