I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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