is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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