Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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