Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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