If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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