I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
