this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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