I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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