I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
