is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I love having hate sex.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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