All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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