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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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