Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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