Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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