kristin has been a bad kristin
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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