that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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