Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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