my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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