are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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