thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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