Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
So. Much. Porn.
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