I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
