I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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