Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Drunk is not a location!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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