playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
